Part 2 – You don’t want to play along!<\/p>\n
\u2022 You refuse to read any pre-arrival information, or explanations about the TV or alarm systems, or anything else. Some guests just hate to read, and they don\u2019t\u2026 which is perfectly fine, as long as they don\u2019t stay with us. We assume and expect you to read and understand the helpful information we provide about your stay, so you\u2019ll get the most out of your time with us, and enjoy it as much as possible. Expecting everything to work in our home exactly the way it may work in yours is just silly. So be ready to adapt and learn, and have a great time.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You\u2019re looking for a place to host a get together, or to invite your friends over for a loud pool party. Our neighbours don\u2019t appreciate it, and we have to live with them long after you\u2019ll be gone. This is one situation where their needs come first.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your goal is to pay a low price. We charge rates higher than the majority of our competition. We do a lot of things better for our guests, like providing additional supplies, and have backups and monitoring systems in place to ensure that house systems are functioning. We pay our people more than the going rate to ensure we get the best. There are many reasons for the rates we charge, however they primarily are what we need to provide you with what experience tells us you want. You likely have heard all of the other common reasons for our rates before\u2026 like the adage that says \u2018you get what you pay for.\u2019 We provide a great experience at a great price, in order to provide the best value. In Florida vacation rentals, it\u2019s impossible to provide the best experience at the lowest price. Location and quality never come cheap.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You\u2019re looking for some place to park your monster RV, trailer or other additional ground transportation. Our homes and our neighbourhood are not suitable for this, either physically, or according to HOA rules.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your goal is try to scam us. It won\u2019t work. We\u2019ve seen all of them before, never fallen for one, and know all the tricks.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You\u2019re determined to leave us a critical review. A five-star review is our reward for all of our hard work. It informs others and defines what kind of an operation we run. We need and expect your positive reviews. Sometimes that\u2019s not possible… not because of what we did or didn\u2019t do, but because of a guest\u2019s particular agenda, or wrong expectations. Anything less than a 5-Star review dramatically hurts our business. If you\u2019re not willing to give us top marks when we deserve them, please choose someplace else to stay.<\/p>\n
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